postwhore

Postwhore, or "post whore" is a term used widespread on internet forums to describe a person who measures seniority in a community by one's numerical postcount.

Often confused with "attention whore", a postwhore is marked by one's belief in postcount as a caliber of rank.

Used widespread on internet message boards, the conjunction of the two words: "post" & "whore" was established to define what is a postwhore, as we know it.

a) A postwhore is not necessarily an attention whore.

b) The postwhores here will only accept you into the community after you have reached 1000 in postcount.

by Brinnie April 24, 2005

poser punk

someone who takes all of their opinions from other people. They always try to do the "cool" thing. they need to learn to think for themselves

PUNK HAS ALMOST NOTHING TO DO WITH MUSIC IT IS ALL ABOUT BEING YOURSELF ONLY A SMALL PORTION OF IT IS WHAT YOU LISTEN TO

John is a poser because, he can't think for himself

by RudeBoy March 16, 2004

possum poker

australian; aussie; no particular attributes, except their ockerinity

"have you spoken to the possum pokers about that yet?"

by dennis-mcgavidy April 22, 2006

Postcode Theory

If you are currently married or have a partner, you are allowed to Pick up providing you are away from home and the postcode of that area begins with a different number to that of your home town.

Josh: I'm going away on holidays and i'm meeting up with a girl there.

Morgan: You dog what will Caroline think!

Josh: Nah its sweet dude the postcode there is 3564

Morgan: Postcode theory to the rescue

by Cliffy September 21, 2005

post-anal depression

The depression that is felt after being taken up the ass.

I know, you really did give me post-anal depression, I didnt have the courage to get out of bed for at least 4 days!

by Horatius Bonar October 24, 2010

Post Festival Depression

More commonly known as PFD; Post Festival Depression is the total and utter low you experience after a festival, usually whilst travelling home, knowing you wont be there for another year.

Similar to post concert depression, but far more extreme considering the length of time spent in your Nirvana.

What's wrong with you mate?

Oh just Post Festival Depression, this weekend was amazing I actually can't believe I have to wait another year to be there again.

by northernsoul September 2, 2011

Schizo posting

An act of online publication, where author creates unintelligible amalgamation of pseudo-scientific or pseudo-mythical buzz words combined with poor grammar, lacking or non-existent syntax, blatantly wrong reasoning and general verbosity, usually indentified with untreated cases of schizophrenia.

Often taking a form of being written "in one go" i.e. a lengthy post (colloquially called "wall of text") without any punctuation, signifying it being said in one breath.

These types of posts can be seen on various discussion forums and boards, e.g. 4chan, Reddit; as well as various social media platforms, where vast majority of instances have been observed on Facebook.

{Random 4chan thread}

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no. XXXXXXXXXX
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THIS IS A FACT vaccine has been created to SEPARATE US!!1! from the higher conciousness .. .independent thought will be DESTROYED that was known for ever that the House of Rotshilds is in control? they want to control us??2 and I swear it by my Hyperborean ancestors that i CONTACT by high vril levels stay strong and fight NWO!!1 !1!!

Anonymous mm.dd.yyyy no.YYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>XXXXXXXXXX# schizo posting again. take your meds.

by lubaver September 30, 2021