pinger

Someone who hurries from task to task, or makes a problem more important than it actually is. The person is "pinging" like a ball in a pin-ball machine.

The pinger is making us work overtime to install this computer, even though no one is going to move into this cubicle for another week.

by Keith March 3, 2005

Pingas

Another word for penis, said by Dr. Robotnik, or Eggman, from the Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon.

Dr. Robotnik:SnooPINGAS usual I see.

by TheMemeOverlord September 1, 2016

Kinder pingui

Similar to normal blowjob, however for classic version of Kinder Pingui receiver must be white. Dick is covered with shit, as well as l, there is shit stuck in urethra (looks like Kinder Pingui bar). Can happen after anal sex. Popular in Alabama.

"-Oh man, I've tried ass-to-mouth wih Cindy last night. She did it even when my dick was all in her shit. Some even stuck in my pee hole!
-Haha! Nice man! You gave her nice Kinder Pingui! She must loved it!"

by Grandol August 24, 2021

Pinger

An imalgimation of piss and fingered.

The act of masturbating a female, using your fingers to penetrate her, whilst she urinates.

"He wasnt exactly sure if he wanted to pinger her, but she wanted it."

"She couldnt wait to hook up with a guy and to spend the rest of the night getting pingered silly."

"There's nothing more absoloutely disgusting then walking in on your little sister in the middle of a pingering session."

by Stonii January 1, 2009

pingu

A fit boy from hull.

Pingu is well fit.
keep your god damn hands off him.

by 123jynxhasasmallcock123 November 22, 2007

pingz

A cool guy with a website at www.pingz.com. Maybe someone should delete this word. =)

Dude, look out for pingz.

by pingz January 28, 2003

Pinging

After a long sesh of gaming or taking drugs, your eyes are mad fucking itchy and you just feel like laughing all the time even tho your eyes are in pain

Dude i gotta go off now, my eyes are pinging!
Mate just wait after we finish this line a cock and we will go way you, ya total pinging wankstain

by pyrophobix February 27, 2020