Penile depression

You can't get hard enuff to fuck and makes me want to die

Man my penile depression is really hitting me hard and I don't mean literally.

by The most awesome April 18, 2019

Penile

Used to describe an object with structural resemblance to that of a human male's penis. This can connect to sex toys or anything long and skinny, about an inch in diameter.

Anthony: We have a collection of a bunch of... penile things that you guys have sent us in the mail, so Ian's gonna go see if we have any of those, and then we'll just pixelate it in the video, I guess.

-"FUN WITH CONDOMS (BTS)," Smosh

by Buttered Quayle August 14, 2019

Penile Purgatory

That point of waiting after round one for your penile facilities to return for round two.

Hold on a minute. I’m in penile purgatory!

by Dickolas Cage November 9, 2019

Pensilmaniac

Someone who thinks a lot and does nothing else, always zoned out, crying,laughing,and smiling to themselves

Rebecca doesn’t talk to anybody and she’s always laughing to herself, I think she’s a pensilmaniac.

by LilEdgySinBin January 13, 2020

Penilitus

A rare disease that means your severely allergic to the male organs such as the penis, if contact is made you will go into anaphylactic shock and need urgent medical attention and an Eppy pen !!!

So ladies keep your vaginas shut because you could have this rare disease/allergy

I have penilitus !
Wdym what is penilitus ?
I will have to go to hospital if I make contact with a penis in a sexual way !

by Penilitus February 10, 2020

Penile excruciate

A new hip drug term for when you cum in a bong, put weed in then take FAAAAAAAT rips.

Hey man let's have a good old Penile excruciate

by GusTheGhoul3000 April 26, 2020

Pencing

Second definition: to go into a public space, especially a space with a high-risk population such as a hospital or retirement center, without a mask.

I saw Karen Pencing at the grocery store today. She might get someone sick.

by Whatev2070 May 8, 2020