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Person #1: penelope seems cool but she doesn't seem to have many friends
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Humans cannot comprehend it's true form and anybody who has ever seen it has gone mad. Pennywise is actually a female, but preferes the shape of a male clown, because it attracts foolish children that eventually become the monster's food
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