Palestine

A country ruled by Arabs for over 1000 years. Der Judenstaat, a Austrian Zionist, began to advocate the creation of a Jewish state in either Argentina or Palestine. During the 1940's Zionist from Poland, Italy, Germany, and other European countries entered Palestine as a result of the holocaust. Before the holocaust Christians, Muslims, and Jews lived happily as neighbors but when the Zionists came into Palestine they then took the land and homes of the civilians and slaughtered many Christians and Muslims. Today they oppress non-Jews, and in the year 2004 the Israelis killed over 450 women and children. In the Six-day War the Israelis were losing to the Arab countries until America came in and threatend to bomb any country opposing Israel. Since 1949 American tax payers have given Israel over $83.205 billion. Mentioned in the Bible as Palestine, and not Israel. Even Pope John Paul II refused to recognize Palestine as Israel. Also more that 90% of Jordans population are originally Palestinain, which came to Jordan as a result of the attacks done by the Israelies which resulted in the loss of the Palestinan's land and homes. There are even many Pro-Palestinian protestors, who are Jewish, in Palestine, who are often arrested and beaten by Israeli officials.
All of this information is factual and could be checked up online.

I know many Palestinians whose lands were stolen by the Israelis.

by DIA61 July 30, 2005

palestinian girls

Strong and fearless women who stand up for themselves and for others. Confident and always willing to help others. They're well-known for their beauty. Most memorable feature is the defiance in their eyes. Despite how some may interpret themselves in front of others, they're all kind hearted and there when you need them.

These Palestinian Girls slay.
Damn those Palistinian Girls hella fine.

Gigi Hadid is a beautiful Palestinian Girl.

by Pali Livid February 4, 2016

Palin

pal·in (pāl’ĭn) v. palined, palin·ing, palins 1. To flub, fail or otherwise stumble in response to simple, predictable questions in an interview; to give an off-topic and incoherent or syntactically suspect response to a simple, predictable question in an interview; to do likewise in any other human endeavor. 2. To fabricate an untruth, that is easily verifiable as such, in response to a question for which one does not know the answer.

My wife asked if she looked fat in that dress. I palined her by saying those shoes sure look nice.

by timmyf2 January 22, 2009

paleotard

Extremist followers of the paleo diet who believe and actively preach to others that foods like grains, dairy, legumes and sugar are responsible for the majority of global health issues and should be avoided like the plague for optimal health, performance and longevity.

Like any good cult follower they will push any information that supports their beliefs, whilst turning a blind eye to any information that doesn't.

Peter: Why is Joe eating satay chicken without any rice?

Paul: Haven't you heard? He's a paleotard - he thinks grains are responsible for 9/11.

by IIFIYM April 30, 2011

Palletjacking

This is a modern game involving two participants. Each person, male or female steps onto one fork of the pallet jack. There is a count down and both players compete to get the other off the jack first. If said player is thrown off backwards...one point is awarded to the opponent. If said player is pulled over to the opponents side and touches the ground first...2 points are awarded. As for now, first one to three wins.

This game was founded in North America in Tempe, AZ. The founds shall only be known as Eric and Von. The Collaborative is know as (NARP) North American Recreational Palletjacking.

by Eric Jenson December 21, 2007

Paluch

Paluch is that act of one man initiating conversation in a public restroom. It is usually unexpected, unwanted conversation when at the urinal or in a stall. The act of being paluched is usually induced by the consumption of alcohol, thus the majority of paluching occurs in bathrooms inside bars or restaurants. However, similar instances occur at other locations, with the most awkward being that of that of the workplace (not necessarily induced by alcohol, as stated above.).

That man paluched me while I was minding my own business in the stall.

I was just paluched while releaving myself at the urinial.

I hope I don't get paluched while taking a piss this time.

by cam848484 February 13, 2008

Lashasa Palulu

An African tribe that walks on their hands when in their home, so they don't leave footprints

I left footprints on the kitchen floor, this never would have happened if I was part of the Lashasa Palulu

by drayzizzle October 3, 2007