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Nigger Shower 

The act of applying scented oils, colognes, perfumes, or aftershaves to cover up the true stench of the individual. A nigger shower is not a true shower, but a cover up for the absence of one.
Jamaal forgot to shower, therefore he applied cologne liberally. His nigger shower resulted in a sweet smelling stench, both terrible and pleasing.
Nigger Shower by JIM HAT September 19, 2008

nigger bath

the act of not taking a bath, but bathing yourself with axe, tag, etc. usually results from pure laziness.
2 guys after playin ball:

dude one: yo man i need to take a shower, i smell like shit
dude two: nah man we don't got time for all dat. take a nigger bath
nigger bath by kirns March 26, 2008

nigger wool 

The tightly curled or densely frizzy hair characteristic of some Black populations.
I can't do a damn thing with my hair today, it's like nigger wool.
nigger wool by ninjadick December 7, 2010

Nigger University 

First framed in the 60's, nigger university is another word for prison. It was assumed that with the prison system becoming geared more toward rehabilitation and less toward punishment that blacks that went to prison learned more behind bars than at any of the black colleges at the time.
Where's Tyrone? He went to Nigger University again cuz he be rapin and stealin.

Nigger Boxing

The "Ghetto" version of boxing. Instead of using timing, combos and strategies to win a fight you simply tilt your head down, keeping a lock on your target with your upper peripherals, and swing your arms and upper body in broad sweeping punches alternating sides.

The idea here is to minimize the number of random blows that hit your face, and maximize the number of blows you land on the opponents face. Usually Nigger Boxing is the result of one person realizing they are losing an argument. It is to be used in conjunction with pushing, if your opponent tries to close the gap, to keep your target at a good striking distance.
Some fools at the corner store started clowning, shit hit Nigger Boxing real quick.
Nigger Boxing by WickCityMLK October 18, 2008

nigger-be-good stick 

The name given to either a police baton, or a police issue Maglite.
I came out of the bar up the street the other night and these two cops started to hassle me about where I was going at 2:30 in the morning. One of them was tapping his nigger-be-good stick flashlight on his hand. I thought he was going to beat me!