needn't

Needn't, meaning need not

"You needn't think I am walking all the way over there"

by Nameorientation April 2, 2017

needle hits

burning hashish on the end of a pin like on cheech and chong

toke....toke it out man

by bum December 7, 2003

need a kotex

a man who bitches like i girl

dude do you need a kotex you're acting like a bitch

by bambigurl April 29, 2008

needinessitis

The extreme need for affection that will cause a person to take someone else's spouse, sleep with the same sex, give it up to a boyfriend or girlfriend before marriage or engage in masterbation.

The group of young women were diagnosed in having needinessitis, a desperate need for affection.

by 4 Real Mom February 3, 2010

Needlestick

This is what happens when a phlebotomist or nurse is being careless, or the patient is flailing their arms around. This is when your needle being used for a blood-draw sticks you and gives you whatever disease your patient has.

Phlebotomist: "That damn mental patient tried to attack me and ended up giving me a needlestick. Now I have AIDS."

by Adieu February 27, 2011

Needle in a Gaystack

The term used to define the only heterosexual male or female in a gay bar or club, and often pulls the only other 'Needle in a Gaystack' of the opposite sex. Usually forced by their gay or lesbian friend(s) or often the overconfident 'straight guy' from work who persistently professes how comfortable he is with his sexuality/how metrosexual he is.

Hetero: "I don't know whether I'll come to G-A-Y with you on Friday, it'll be full of gay people."
Homo: "Straight people always pull in there, even if it is like finding a Needle in a Gaystack."

by audgim December 13, 2012

Needle Brain

A person with a needle sized brain meaning they do not have the ability to think like a normal human being.

Guy1: I'm gonna pull tonight

Guy2: *Tugs rope*
Guy1: Not like that you needle brain!

by BLEEDINGREDDRAGO December 26, 2012