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Murphy's Law

1. anything than can go wrong, will go wrong
2. if there's multiple way something will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the worst way possible
3. if you'll thought of 4 ways the thing will go wrong, it'll go wrong in the 5th way
4. if you try to play some video games in secret, urmom will find out
my mom found me out playing games thanks to the murphy's law
by missingno_kekw March 7, 2022
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Murphy

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Murphyism

A variation of the phrase “To Murphy”

A fact based argument used to decimate liberal logic and falacies.
Your murphyism made the leftist cry.
by MurphyFan69 March 29, 2022
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Murphyz Law

If the opps can slide they will slide
Cant walk outside unlucky like Murphyz Law

(A play on murphys law)
by jimmyslimdick May 22, 2022
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Murphy-Mitchell

Someone’s Baby Mother who Has Daddy Issues and isn’t 99.9% safe also wears diapers
How yours life going ?

Eh it’s really Murphy-Mitchell
by Yeagotchushorty June 2, 2022
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Murphed

Adj. When an overly active anus has been penetrated so many times that the rectum no longer grips around inserted objects.

Origin: From the mid-2010s, when Carl gave Murphy an anal prolapse.
My dick didn’t feel anything when I fucked his murphed hole.
by gdiz916 July 7, 2022
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murphbo

The only man known to take out Rambo & Commando with ease basically the baddest mofo ever
That Murphbo lives in Berwick , Maine I hear.
by DA MURPH August 17, 2022
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