john hardy morgan 

A kind but simple person who follows the rules and isn’t gay. He is straight as a ruler. Kinda charming and always likes a good time.

Molly: Lookit that John Hardy Morgan, he lowkey looks nice

john hardy morgan by U know who dis is molly December 17, 2020

Captain Morgan 

Captain Blackout.

What the fuck happened?
You tried to punch me in the face and threw up on my front porch :/
Fuckkk! They should rename captain morgan captain blackout o:

Captain Morgan by relive2usfate July 9, 2011

Dirty Morgan 

When you have Sex in a nasty truck stop bathroom while the girl holds her hands and legs on the walls like Spiderman to avoid touching the floor and the Shit on the bottom of the walls.

"My girlfriend and I were driving home and decided to stop at a gross truck stop for a quick fuck, But there was trucker shit on the floor and walls so she had to do a Dirty Morgan so I could hit it from the back."

Dirty Morgan by BiggestMonkaBallls April 3, 2020

Captain Morgan 

The act of farting in someone's face while your leg is propped up.

Dude I totally had to Captain Morgan him

Captain Morgan by FKRPrints October 3, 2013

Dr. Morgan 

The best fucking drink you will ever have consisting of Doctor Pepper and Captain Morgan

"Hey dude, did you see that chick that was drinking a Dr. Morgan?
"Yeah man! I didn't wanna bone her til I saw her drinking a Dr. Morgan!"

Dr. Morgan by captaindrunk93 March 16, 2012

to Morgan 

Opportunistic buying of something at a very ridiculous price, almost bordering on being exploitative

origin: JP Morgan's purchase of Bear Stern at $2/share

1. Bloody, I lost my purse and all my cash and credit cards along with it. The shop keeper morganed my expensive watch.

2. The company I was working for was Bear Sterned. I lost my job and had to morgan my house

to Morgan by jhollain March 22, 2008

Jake Morgan

Someone who is part human, part giraffe, and likes blue haired girls.

Your neck is so long! Your such a Jake Morgan!

Jake Morgan by bluehairgirl1212 October 31, 2017