The mexican sattelite is used to keep flys away from the dinner table. A used tampon or maxipad or even a sock is hung from celing atracting flys away from beans and tortillas. The mexican sattelite put mexico in the space race.
by Carlotta Gonzalas September 24, 2007
Get the mexican sattelite mug.N. A pickup truck over a decade old with a large group of people in the cargo bed and only one person in the cab.
by The Reverend April 30, 2006
Get the Mexican limousine mug.Delivering anal sex to an intoxicated woman while she pukes, preferably in a toilet. Closely related to the Mexican Fritzie, which is the same act performed upon a man.
Suzie was hammered drunk last night and heaved in the bathroom, but she's a good sport so she let me give her a Mexican Fritz while she up-chucked.
by Slim... March 22, 2017
Get the mexican fritz mug.Liquidised shit of the sort that burns on the way out and pebbledashes the toilet bowl. Mexican Screamers are caused by consuming quantities of very spicy food, generally of the Mexican variety, hence the name. The "screamers" part comes from the fact that the extreme burning sensation just before, during, and after passing motions, causes one to scream in pain.
ME: Those pulled pork quesadillas were lovely, but those enchiladas gave me the most horrible bout of the Mexican Screamers!
friend: What are "Mexican Screamers?"
ME: Flaming hot diarrhea caused by eating very spicy food!
friend: What are "Mexican Screamers?"
ME: Flaming hot diarrhea caused by eating very spicy food!
by boeing737229 July 17, 2018
Get the Mexican Screamers mug.The act of getting violently drunk and putting a V12 engine in a tree and revving that bitch up and riding it.
Hey did you hear about Gabe doing the Mexican Rodeo last night?
Jon: Nah I was passed out by the tree.
He revved it too high and flew off her RIP.
Jon: Nah I was passed out by the tree.
He revved it too high and flew off her RIP.
by Meme Dealer9001 March 20, 2022
Get the Mexican Rodeo mug.A very bad sunburn on ones inner thighs that causes your legs to stick together causing extreme pain when pulling them apart.
While on vacation in Mexico, I got the worst case of Mexican Velcro. I needed a bottle of aloe and the jaws of life to get my legs apart.
by gamoson May 4, 2013
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