mental mouse

When someone has a paranoia that there are mice under their bed and/or furniture and actually only has the mice but can't handle the stress of it, one gets a **mental mouse** in his/her head when in schizophrenic episodes.

Person 1; Dan got so paranoid, he thinks he has mice under his bed.
Person 2: Yeah he has got a mental mouse going on there.

by v_e_x_e_d_ October 24, 2024

Bearded Mentality

A specific sub-mentality commonly preached by the Bearded Blevins Bearded gang. This mentality is one sought after, developed, and fostered through countless trials and hardships. It can only be attained by the few. Traits commonly seen in individuals with the Bearded Mentality includes, but is not limited to: a passion for bourbon, performing great feats of escape, 360 no scope sniper kills, beards, and the ability to smoke meats to perfection.

Pleb: "How did you do that?!?"
Bearded: "Its all about developing that Bearded Mentality, brother".

by OfficialJD July 21, 2022

Mental illness

Tyler.

He claims to have every mental illness under the sun.

Someone: "I have *mental illness*"
Tyler: "Omg me too!" *copies it*

by Asteryoonie March 2, 2023

Mentally inept

mentally stupid, foolish, and especially dumb, in the head

This teacher is so mentally inept, how is he still here?

by Progomotion December 30, 2021

Mental Inconvenience

A moment of forgetfulness, blankness, and general frozen state of mind when facing a question (in particular on a test or that moment when somethings just escaped your mind and you can’t retrieve it)

*student raises their hand to teacher* Excuse me, I’m having a moment of mental inconvenience as I cannot remember how to do this math problem…

by Elyse the beast November 25, 2021

Mental Disorder

I don't have a mental disorder you want threatening your kids to be a mental disorder I am not depressed and I'm not a schizophrenic. I do not need you to tell me whether or not I have a mental illness anymore because the people around me are clearly doing what I suspected they were doing. I'm not letting you use what is happening to me to make whatever point you are trying to make and if you don't stop trying to stop me from using my own mind to make money and get myself out of a place that refuses to stop violating my rights, I will murder a kid. Let it go.

Hym "I don't have a mental disorder. You just want me to have to accept something I should not have to accept."

by Hym Iam June 10, 2025

mental breakbeat

The retarded way to ridicule someone who actually having a mental breakdown

Using mental breakdance or mental breakbeat to ridicule someone who really in a mental breakdown shows that you lacks empathy and ignorant about mental health

by Sir. B August 28, 2021