gotta make mayonnaise

Masturbate using lotion

Bye gotta make mayonnaise

by Samson43 December 5, 2019

Meet the Madsons: 2

New movie Eddie Murphy's new hit movie featuring the actor from The Haunted Mansion 2 2 and the new movie donkey in shrek. This movie is rated by 3 critics as "A good movie" "would watch... again" "Five Stars" Critically acclaimed movie in theaters right now meet the mattsons: 2

"It's me, Eddie Murphy. Have you seen my new movie The Haunted Mansion 2?"
"Meet the Madsons: 2 new movie In theatres Starting May 5 in this summer"

by Fairbanks. May 20, 2020

The free mason

A sex position in which your legs together make the free mason sign: it’s like scissoring but patriotic

I got a parking ticket today, so I made it up to my country by doing the free mason with my wife

by That bottom bitch November 5, 2020

Kick a mason day

A day hwere you can kick people called mason!

Oh shit- i forgot its kick a mason day!

by Jenna bulionp October 15, 2020

I'm a god damn onion mason

When Woods tells Mason that he is "a god damn onion"

Mason: "Yeah, you're the master of quiet."
Woods: "I'm a god damn onion Mason!"

by Maxipedia May 29, 2023

Marilyn Manson

i.e. The one who is not goth

Marilyn Manson? Shut the feck up you dirty pre-goth slut! You can't even spell your name right how can YOU know what's goth and what's not?

by Vampz November 1, 2004

Masonite

A Music student at The State University of New York at Fredonia (SUNY Fredonia) who spends much of their time in Mason hall either practicing, attending class, rehearsing, or chilling in the lounge.

"Hey, why do we never see Jesse anymore?"
"Oh, cause he's a Masonite."

by Jesse Conti September 26, 2005