knock madness

When a bitch hooks up with another guy then complain to you on how she dont like him

Girl: I don't like him anymore
Guy: you said you did
Girl: well I dont
Guy: bitch thats some knock madness

by Heyitsyaboimackie April 21, 2018

mad tortoise

Someone vehemently opposed to Cape Independence. Crazy, brainwashed and slow to the party.

Damn he really hates Cape Independence, shame, he's such a mad tortoise.

by bobby_the_builder July 30, 2021

Mad bob's

The act in giving or receiving a 'blowjob', the Mad comes from how well it was.

Girl - 'Mad bob's yo?'
Man - 'Yahhh' (hot lady)
or
Man - 'Nahhh' (ugly lady, or whore)

by The lovable pot smoking guy August 18, 2008

mad professor

A scientist who invents crazy things that get beyond his scope of control and cause significant damage; a mad scientist.

The young mad professorKenny's invention,capital letter H,destroyed Kenny's home by crashing through the wall,thus leaving an H-shaped hole. Kenny knew he would have to deal with and live with the hole in his wall for a long time, due to the unhealthy economy and Obamacare.

by JMC70 May 18, 2017

Lagoon Madness

a phrase used to describe something interesting, nice, or fascinating. Originated by two intoxicated men on a Wednesday afternoon

Yo the black and white outfit you’re wearing is lagoon madness bro where can i get that?

by head9999 May 25, 2023

mad apper

One who pathologically downloads shit loads of smartphone apps all the fucking time

Hana is a mad apper

by robbierascal84 November 5, 2014

mad fag

Very or extremely gay. If your name is Landon you definitely have mad fag.

Ex: That dude is MAD fag. His name must be Landon.

by crustycroissant October 8, 2018