knock madness

When a bitch hooks up with another guy then complain to you on how she dont like him

Girl: I don't like him anymore
Guy: you said you did
Girl: well I dont
Guy: bitch thats some knock madness

by Heyitsyaboimackie April 21, 2018

Snatch Madness

A temporary loss of self control brought on by the powerful temptation of vagina. Symptoms of this condition may include purchasing expensive gifts, antiquing and rape.

Causes of this condition may vary, but typically involve large breasted women going bra-less in tight shirts.

Bob was acquitted of all rape charges after employing the "Snatch Madness" defense strategy.

by Bologna_Skins March 20, 2011

mad-hero

an act of slowing down progess

I was about to ace that team but Bob mad-hero'd that motherfucker.

by random Jimmy April 8, 2003

Mad oo

An exclamation made when someone says something too unbelievable or exciting

Some random chick: My boyfriend promised to get me the new iPhone 11

Some random chick's friend: Mad oo

by jsyk I'm here July 20, 2020

mad fag

Very or extremely gay. If your name is Landon you definitely have mad fag.

Ex: That dude is MAD fag. His name must be Landon.

by crustycroissant October 8, 2018

Lagoon Madness

a phrase used to describe something interesting, nice, or fascinating. Originated by two intoxicated men on a Wednesday afternoon

Yo the black and white outfit you’re wearing is lagoon madness bro where can i get that?

by head9999 May 25, 2023

mad professor

A scientist who invents crazy things that get beyond his scope of control and cause significant damage; a mad scientist.

The young mad professorKenny's invention,capital letter H,destroyed Kenny's home by crashing through the wall,thus leaving an H-shaped hole. Kenny knew he would have to deal with and live with the hole in his wall for a long time, due to the unhealthy economy and Obamacare.

by JMC70 May 18, 2017