milf

man i love fabray

she’s just so hot! oh me, oh my!? man i love fabray. she’s just a milf 😫

by agrons wifey May 15, 2021

Ass-miles

1: A unit of measurement designed to express the level of experience of a sexually explicit nature, most often used in the profession of butt-pirating.

2: A reference to any distance transversed that requires unnecessary amounts of effort.

1: "I say, Nigel, wouldn't you agree that Ian has attained more ass-miles than Christian on their butt-pirating expeditions?"
"Mmm, quite."

2: Taylor put up a rather large fuss, one that was quite warranted for the amount of ass-miles he was required to bike.

by Abby and Neal June 17, 2008

bitch miles

When someone complains for long distances.

Yo Justin needs to cash in some of his frequent flyer bitch miles he's complainin so much.

by BostonKev625 April 7, 2010

chocolatey milf

a milf that only enjoys the pleasure of black men. usually forcefully makes them ejaculate in her hair, she believes it helps keep the grey away.

-guy 1: bro ive been trying to score with sean's mom but she just ain't into me wtf?

-guy 2: oh ya i heard she was a chocolatey milf! only into black dudes! sorry brah.

by katsin August 14, 2011

anti-milf

yo momma

Yo momma is sometimes referred to as the anti-milf.

by specialissue October 2, 2015

City miles

When's person appears much older then their chronological odometer.

"Shit, Hannah and I went to high school together, but did you see those wrinkles, that bitch runnin city miles!"

by NesaK April 14, 2022

Frequent Idler Miles

A term in instant messenging clients and video games, particularly MMORPGs/-SGs, referring to the general duration a person is away from his/her computer or console while the program/game in question is active and logged on.

Player 1: God! She's always afk!
Player 2: Yep, always racking up them frequent idler miles.
Player 1: Lol, she's probably earned enough to redeem a cruise for everyone she's ever passed a glance at.

by General Val May 31, 2006