metrosexual

a guy who is in touch with his feminine side, has style, and yet maintains his alpha=maleness

You see a guy walkin down the street, stylin in clothes, hair, he knows how to talk, he can talk to women, and men. He can wear nice shoes and clothes and rub your feet and cook for you, yet cut down a tree in the back yard with his chainsaw

by wanda p May 31, 2005

Metrosexual

Metrosexuals make the best boyfriends ever. They really know how to take care of themselves. They wear Lacoste polo shirts (with the collar popped), guys' Seven jeans and Banana Republic shoes. They also straighten their hair and know how to take care of their nails, skin and body. You just can't go wrong with a metrosexual guy! They're AWESOME.

Donnie is such a metrosexual!! Don't you dare call him gay!!!

by ~Kaitlyn*$ November 7, 2004

metrosexual

1) A man who acts as the "gay sterotype,"however is hetrosexual at the time.

2) A girl's best friend

3) A boy's rival for girls

4) A gay boy's dream (Until he finds out)

(Sigh)

Wears tight clothes, high picthed voice, loves to go shopping, etc. are signs to a metrosexual person.

by .Silence. May 20, 2006

metrosexual

a lesbian male. not a "butch", mind you, a lesbian, male.
loves the gay lifestyle, and usually has mostly gay or female friends. likes to pamper himself. loooves his hair. greatly appreciates good fashion, in all aspects, and is usually very open-mided and outgoing, however he is as straight as an arrow. the thought of himself "being" with another male disguists him; not that he has a problem with two men "fornicating", as long as he doesn't have to be involved in a visually or physically graphic manner. also, he is a princess, and everybody should know it.

"are you gay or a transexual?"
"neither. i'm a metrosexual. and a princess." lol

by satoru kato May 19, 2006

metrosexual

The most unmanly man known to existence. A man who uses expensive hair products and listens to Michael Bolton and Barry Manilow.

Richard Simmons is a metrosexual.

by Maxwellv August 10, 2006

Omega Metroid

When, during oral sex, the one performing sucks so hard on the receiver's genitalia that it leaves a bruise around said area, resembling a hickie.

Dude, I was eating out this girl last night, and I totally gave her an Omega Metroid. She'll have a violet vag for a week!!

by Maleficus Nex November 1, 2008

Matronizing

When a woman treats a man with an apparent kindness that betrays a feeling of superiority.

"If you are a good boy, ill make it worth your while!"

"Dont be so matronizing."

by Jessesolo April 19, 2018