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lord jolam

huge person whose presence makes you bow down.

+7 incher + weed + not virgin
all hail lord jolam
Jolam: shut the fuck up s***z
by sir balero May 24, 2023
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lord of the flies

The worst book in the whole fucking wide world. I will feed the boys in the book krokodil. which krokodil is a dangerous drug.

This book is more like Lard of the Faggots
by BKBLUEY May 24, 2023
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Lord rolfington

A unsavoury type. Normally overweight with a sense of superiority. Normally found smashing pastys and outside schools
That fat builder is such lord rolfington. He definitely needs his hard drive checking
by Sir chopper June 20, 2023
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Lord Guinan

Holiest amongst tho men. A bearer of light. The most high. Noblest of all nobility. A man who doesn’t mow his lawn but in return dares it grow. Seas part before his presence. A true Robin of the Authority but a rapacious scrooge of the cookie jar. Only intimidated when Men Yell. A seller of flatulence as potpourri. I raise the sun and it bows before me each night.
Man did you see the presence of that thing?. He/she/it/shim is a real Lord Guinan.

Look how high his hours worked are but is fine with our kids eating ramen again, yea only a Lord Guinan could pull that off.
by Men Yell August 13, 2023
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Lord perceval

Used to describe Charles Marć Hérvé Perceval Leclerc by diehard formula one (or dare I say) Ferrari fans
Lord perceval is soo fine'

'Lord perceval can sit on my face and I would be honored'
by Ob8bbg August 24, 2023
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Lord’s Dish

Cream of Wheat, butter, and sugar.

Basically a soup.
Dish of lords.
“Hey John, want the Lord’s Dish?”
by syd_is_kewl August 25, 2023
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Lord Giga Chad

The highest being in the universe, in the multiverse, in reality and non-reality itself. You do not need to be in a religion to believe in the powerful Lord Giga Chad. You can even be an Athiest and still praise Lord Giga Chad... For you should not believe in him... you should know him...
Early Human: I bow to you Lord Giga Chad

Modern Human: My Lord, I pledge myself to you

Future Human: We all know you, Lord Giga Chad, we will give you everything
by PizzaGuy2711 October 17, 2023
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