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Liberal

1.)A person who is running amuck due to a paucity of corporal punishment as a child.

2.) Any Canadian who enjoys drugs, does not read a "conservative" newspaper, gets drunk frequently or happens to teach English in New Zealand.

3.) Anybody scared of getting their backside caned, strapped of smacked for bringing their family or institution into disrepute or abstaining from its beliefs.
Adrienne is a liberal who teaches English in New Zealand and does not support the corporal punishment of students who bring senior management at her respective institution into disrepute or abstain from respective outlines.

That Canadian off the television is obviously liberal.

That child streaking on the cricket pitch is liberal; there are no cane marks on his backside.
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Then God made liberals, unfortunately his attempt at making mostly hairless apes that were able to wear clothing and speak failed.
by TPaine#StupidLiberals November 4, 2011
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Christian-hating hypocrites who think that child molesters, rapists, and murderers should live (anti death penalty) because it's their "rights as a citizen", but think that innocent children should die (abortion) whenever it's inconvenient to the mother or "because it's a the woman's choice on what to do with her body", as they like to say.
*Liberal supporting anti death penalty laws* : Everybody in this country deserves to live!!

*Random person*: Um... aren't you the same person who supports abortion??

*Liberal*: It's the mother's choice on what to do with her body!

*Random person*: Yeah, but the baby in the womb is a living human being who deserves the chance to live.

*Liberal*: That isn't a baby, it's a fetus and it's not living!

*Random person*: Sorry, but scientist have long proven that a fetus begins heart, nerve, and muscle development at ---

*Liberal*: GET AWAY FROM ME YOU JESUS FREAK!!

*Random person*: Sigh...
by Happy-Go-Lucky '08 June 9, 2010
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1. a person who thinks you should be able to kill your baby (a living being) before it's born, but after it is born, youre not allowed to spank it because that is cruel.
2. a person who thinks that law abiding citizens should not be able to buy guns because they can hurt people but fail to realize that someone who is going to rob a bank doesn't just buy a gun at a store BECAUSE IT WOULD BE REGISTERED TO THEIR NAME.
3. a chain smoking hippie
4. someone who thinks that anyone who lives in the south is an illiterate piece of trailer trash.
5. an emo
6. emos that move to texas with their parents and refuse to dress like a human being, rather they dress up like a bunch of queers and try to have everything changed in texas because they can't take it.
7. someone who is poor and thinks that rich people ought to give them their money so they elect a nigger who will give it to them.
8. someone who thinks that a workplace needs to be diverse before it needs to be skillful. because for some magical reason, a business works better with a few lesser-skilled black guys thrown into the mix.
9. a person who believes that every animal that exists must be free and unharmed. even though their ancestors had to kill for food just like everyone elses.
10. a person who cant follow rules so the rest of the world must change the rules to cater to their needs.
11. a queer
12. an atheist who bashes christianity because he or she doesn't know much about it. he or she just feels empty inside and doesn't know why so they take it out on christians.
13. a black idiot that thinks that since his ancestors were owned by one of my ancestors, he neeeds to be repayed. in other words they have their hands out (like most blacks) expecting money that they absolutely in no way earned
14. person who thinks that anyone who says y'all has down syndrom. but they have their own colloquialisms that are ok for some reason.
15. someone from california. theyre way to cool for anyone else anyhow
16. anyone brainwashed by that nigger barack obama and/or hilary clinton
17. someone who believes that white males are concentrated evil.
Me: that liberal idiot thinks i cant read because i'm from Texas. What a jackass

Conservative 2: ya. hes a queer anyways. look at those gay ass jeans.

Me: oh well. he's gonna have a hell of a time teaching his kid not to do wrong with a stern 5 minute time out. that is if he doesn't abort it. i'm gonna beat my kid's ass when he or she screws up.
by white male from the sout March 25, 2009
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Libertarian

Libertarianism boils down to two simple questions:

1) What does it mean to have liberty?

2) How do we, as a society, implement liberty in our daily lives?
Libertarians believe that people should be free to do whatever they want just as long as they do not hurt other people. For instance, if someone is minding their own business while smoking weed in their car or in their backyard, most libertarians will argue that he or she should be left alone. If the individual is truly sovereign, then they should be able to put whatever they want into their own body. For it is the individual who owns their body, not the state. Libertarians, such as the Libertarian Party, believe in "minimum government, maximum freedom"; while libertarians, such as the anarcho-capitalists wish to abolish the state. For this reason, people tend to stereotype all libertarians as anarchists. Libertarianism is a very broad political philosophy. One doesn't need to be a member of the party to be a libertarian, nor do they need to be an anarcho-capitalist. Finally, they do recognize the potential dangers of large corporations. They are pro-free market; not pro-corporation. They're also not made up of "wealthy individuals." This is also a generalization. They could come from a poor background, a middle class background, or a wealthy background. Libertarians believe everything should be voluntary.
by Dancing with Fire September 29, 2013
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Liberal

-See "Communist". Someone who blames everything bad in the world on guns and Republicans. Wants to stick the U.S. constitution into a paper shredder, and makes they're own set of laws all revolving around "saving the earth"
I saw this liberal driving in his Prius with an Obama sticker on it.
by Bill Cosby January 18, 2015
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