Schwave Legs

An inability to walk due to an equilibrium malfunction as a side effect to alcohol consumption. The individual possessing the schwave legs will often not know what's wrong with them. Sometimes schwave legs can be countered with weight, for example, carrying a cooler.

Dave - "I keep falling down!! What's wrong with me?"

Jon- "I think you caught a case of SCHWAVE LEGS. Your equilibrium may be off from those tequila shots"

by spoon2 July 26, 2013

Soft Legs

Soft legs is a phrase used to describe women . As to describing Men as Hard legs

Hey dude what you doing later tonight? Nothing Major Just Chill With Some Soft Legs

by ambs18 September 8, 2013

punching the leg

Another term for masturbating, plain and simple as that.

guy1: Man dude! Did you just punch your leg?

guy2: Ya dude! I punch my leg on every Saturday before i go to sleep... whoever else that isnt punching the leg is missing out

guy1: true dat bro

by tittyteet February 5, 2012

laptop legs

The feeling you get when your laptop feels like it's melting into your legs..

Dude I've got laptop legs right now.

by 337G March 24, 2011

tweeter legs

Slang for bullshit

This game is so tweeter legs

by Tweeter legs real October 24, 2023

leg number

When you sit too long on the toilet, and your legs go numb.

Dudeee, I just took a life threatening leg number

by Dr boyblue April 13, 2023

Dookie legs

The act of sneaking/crawling up behind someone… (usually if they are walking over/past dog poop or something brown and vaguely turd shaped, but not always!) …suddenly wrapping your arms around their legs and tackling them to the floor, always accompanied by a shout of “Dookie legs!”

My brother dookie legsed me when I was walking past the compost heap and now I’m covered in mud and rotten fruit.

by Theeholycheeses August 29, 2023