lip rodent

A bushy mustache, particularly one confined to the upper lip. Often grown for Movember by fools who don't know their head from their ass when it comes to proper facial hair grooming.

Yeah, I fucking dumped that lip rodent sporting tool; he spent so much time looking in the mirror he forgot to brush his teeth.

by REvisionIST February 26, 2018

Skank lip

Skank lip is a insult used agains pepole who suck alot of dick

Back off skank lip dont touch me

by kgbvbg May 9, 2018

raptor lips

When your friends lips are chapped and dry enough to be a prehistoric fucking fossil. The cracks in their lips resemble the scales on a raptor's lips and probably feel like one too.

"Oh my god! Did you see Samantha?"

"I know! Like, what a case of raptor lips, right? She needs some fucking chap stick."

by satan'sgod April 22, 2016

Lip Balming

Where a guy rubs his penis on someone's mouth (lips).

ex. "I was busy lip balming your sister last night!"

by pseduonym09 May 7, 2016

lip-chipler

It is a fucking annoying mother fucker who puts too much lip chap on and they won't stop

Chance: you just put lip chap on 30 seconds ago
Lucas: so?
Chance: Slow down you fucking lip-chipler

by chance hoe September 8, 2016

dead lip

when you can't feel your face after playing an instrument for 5 years

"I get awful dead lip after playing Pomp and Circumstance."

by thewoodenclarinet July 5, 2016

lip to leg

Female version of BSTL (balls stuck to leg)
Mostly happens to woman with really flappy vaginas
Also known as LTL

I feel so sweaty, it's so hot today... my LTL (lip to leg) is acting up again!

by Vabeem May 24, 2016