Kinder Crimping

A game originating in the UK, in a small town called Woodbridge. In which a kinder egg pod is slid along a table with the aim to stopping it just short of falling off.

Hey do u wanna meet up with the KCC and do some Kinder Crimping?

by Will Hawkins January 11, 2009

kindnoob

You may THINK "High level THC weed. Very potent!" when you hear Kind, but in reality, Kindnoob (also known as lolkind) is a hermit (one without a family). Kindnoobs tend to play online games and harass players of upper class, such as Mikeyxcores, BeatZakumUps, or TxTidusxTs

I'm KSing Kindnoob.

by I'm Not Mikeyxcore February 7, 2010

Kindergarten project

Getting a girl to suck you off, pull out right before you ejaculate and cum any design you prefer on her face. The next step requires you to blow glitter all over the girls face. Finally, give the girl a little shake to knock off any excess glitter, and your project is complete.

Kindergarten project

by Zane & Charlotte July 7, 2010

Kindlewit

mutant ingrown hair on the penises tiny vagina

Ben: Man you're a dick Logan
Logan: You have a Kindlewit. 'Nuff said.
Ryan: LOLOLOLOL

by LolIjustOwnedYou May 11, 2010

Kinderboobs

Unusually large breasts on a child.

She's still clearly not on the market yet but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the kinderboobs.

by ApricotFields September 28, 2018

Kindness

An act to make someone want to touch you.

Take a shit in a grocery bag, put a little sugar on it, and put it into an unsuspecting individuals mail box with a sign saying: rich in flavour and ring the individuals front door doorbell. This is an act of kindness by giving away homemade chocolate (very homemade)

by Your Uncle sent u an Emoji: 😘 November 4, 2019

Kinder Whore

Same thing as prostitot...a young underage girl who dresses skimpy to attract older guys.

Me: "Did you just see that kinder whore?"
You: "Ya I did...15 will get you 20, but I don't give a shit, let's go try and fuck her!"

by djrickiedee May 1, 2009