johnny McGross

The type of person that can make a crowd bust out in an uncontrollable laugh, and one tbat can drink pitchers of beer or captain morgan for days on end and loves to flick a dames beans,, also honest and a good hearted chap ,, but has a hard time sniffing coke off strippers asses at times

That guy is good as a Johnny McGross!

by Greaser 21 February 2, 2021

Johnny Goat

Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry

The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.

by Friend of the GOAT 🐐 March 24, 2021

Johnny forehead

A flaming racist with a a large forehead.

"Yo that guy was a total Johnny Forehead"

"I know right, he would not stop talking about the Nazis"

by Bucket Man? May 2, 2021

Johnny Whitetail

The art of lying to someone about receiving a call from your insurance company to get off the phone with them

That sumbitch just pulled a Johnny Whitetail on me

by Highrail Brian May 22, 2021

johnny pacar

A incredibly talented and underrated person who is also very hot and he played Jackson in flight 29 down

Remeber that hot guy from flight 39 down ya that’s him Johnny pacar

by Ruth_martell_conway June 8, 2021

Johnny Hollywood

A guy who's a bodyguard turned bartender turned actor for small-time movies, with a very arrogant, but forgettable personality.

Person 1: Meet Johnny Hollywood. He has the biggest schlong in Hollywood and the smallest gun. Or maybe it's the other way around. I can never quite remember."
Person 2: Well, he doesn't quite size up to his image.. who was he again?
Person 1: He's right in front of you.

by Scootero June 13, 2021

Johnny Baba

The ruler and savior of the world. He is our king and will never die.

All hail Johnny Baba!

by CBTHE3RD July 5, 2021