Johnny Goat 

Distant cousin of the “Billy Goat”. Johnny Goats are extremely agile creatures and use their front hooves exceptionally well. Native to the streets of Youngstown, Ohio. Diet primarily consists of poultry

The Johnny Goat was arrested for TUI, trotting under the influence.

Johnny Goat by Friend of the GOAT 🐐 March 24, 2021

Johnny forehead

A flaming racist with a a large forehead.

"Yo that guy was a total Johnny Forehead"

"I know right, he would not stop talking about the Nazis"

Johnny forehead by Bucket Man? May 2, 2021

Johnny Whitetail 

The art of lying to someone about receiving a call from your insurance company to get off the phone with them

That sumbitch just pulled a Johnny Whitetail on me

Johnny Whitetail by Highrail Brian May 22, 2021

johnny pacar 

A incredibly talented and underrated person who is also very hot and he played Jackson in flight 29 down

Remeber that hot guy from flight 39 down ya that’s him Johnny pacar

johnny pacar by Ruth_martell_conway June 8, 2021

Johnny Hollywood 

A guy who's a bodyguard turned bartender turned actor for small-time movies, with a very arrogant, but forgettable personality.

Person 1: Meet Johnny Hollywood. He has the biggest schlong in Hollywood and the smallest gun. Or maybe it's the other way around. I can never quite remember."
Person 2: Well, he doesn't quite size up to his image.. who was he again?
Person 1: He's right in front of you.

Johnny Hollywood by Scootero June 13, 2021

Johnny Baba 

The ruler and savior of the world. He is our king and will never die.

All hail Johnny Baba!

Johnny Baba by CBTHE3RD July 5, 2021

johnny contrucci 

Johnny is a fine beast

You know Johnny contrucci? Yeah he’s a fine beast

johnny contrucci by Colin’s secret admirer July 31, 2021