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lumpy jeans

When you get a boner while wearing jeans and the jeans won't move and it feels weird as hell. Also a great excuse to go the bathroom after an awkward conversation
Ahh crap guys, I got lumpy jeans. Gotta go.
by Aiden226 June 21, 2016
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ava jean dickey

the most amazing and beautiful girl anyone has ever met. all the girls are jealous of her. she’s got the most beautiful body anyones ever seen. she’s the sweetest most caring girl ever. you’ll fall in love with her quickly.
“god, ava jean dickey is the best girlfriend i’ve ever had and i want to spend the rest of my life with her
by maxipad90411 May 4, 2022
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Jeans

The best knuckle biter around. She is tall. Like tall tall. And she is so smart, she gave her father rabies. She is dating overalls and bullied bullies.
Coffee: jeans is annoying
Baba booey: HOW DARE YOU JEANS IS AMAZING
by YeetFace99 June 15, 2021
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Jean

Jean is a gift from God
by anonymous September 24, 2021
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Lara Jean

Lara Jean is a generally considered a nice and shy girl that enjoys scrapbooking, fashion, especially Korean and vintage clothing, and baking. She is extremely attached to her sisters, and has a good relationship with her father. She is also described as "a girl that falls in love easily", referring to how she tends to have crushes easier than other people might, and is often called "quirky" by Peter. She is an amanzing friend for John Ambrose and EyS Family.
Lara Jean is an amazing pastry chef.
Peter and Lara Jean are in love.
Lara Jean and John Ambrose are the best team of friends.
by JohnAmbroseM September 10, 2018
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Jean

That Jean is awesome
by Heyyyy2222 September 15, 2021
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creamed jeans

The act of ejaculating to early when seeing a hot female.
Chick: Hi
Dude: I've got to go!

Other Dude: I think that guy just creamed jeans!
by Mclovin42069 March 19, 2017
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