January 1st

Day of "break an egg in your friend's head"

- Hey buddy!
-Hey dude! **slap**
-AHAHAHH what are you doing?!?!?
- It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head!"

- Oh yesss! I totally forgot it!

by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

January 1st

National "break an egg in your friend's head" day, January 1st
Don't be shy, when the Countdown of the new year is over, do it!
It's so fun!!!

-3... 2... 1... Happy New Year!!
-**slaps**
-What are you doin'??

-It's January 1st! "break an egg in your friend's head"

by gjdjlkjgljgklwrjfl November 13, 2020

No gaming January

Go the whole of January without playing a video game. If you fail then your officially addicted to your console and have no life :)

Bro u wanna hang out after school I ain’t got nothing else to do bc it’s no gaming January

by SpangledDuck69 November 14, 2020

January 1

National grope a ginger day

It’s January 1 I wonder if Katie’s gonna grope anyone.

by anonymous October 28, 2020

January 1st

at least it isn't 2020 anymore if it's this day

January 1st means it isn't 2020

by viveishappynow December 26, 2020

January 15

The day humans leave for Mars.

Person 1: Did you here about whats going on January 15?
Person 2: Yeah, we are leaving for Mars!

by Mars Manager December 28, 2020

January 5

This is the best day ever! I can’t wait for this day ever year!!

January 5 is the best day of the year!

by Best day January 4, 2021