laugh-jacked

When someone steals your joke and uses it to get their own laughs.

(Thurs)

Lisa: "Man, Tracy Jordan is so stupid-smart!....I just made that up!"

(Fri)

John: "I've been using stupid-smart all day, and BTW, I just submitted it to the Urban Dictionary!"

Lisa: "WTF?! You totally laugh-jacked me!"

by dubble-dee April 19, 2011

hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

So extremely pissed off that your face turns red, smoke comes out of your ears and you go almost insane

Dave: Hey John what happened?
John: Bill took the last can of soup out of the cupboard.
Dave: That sucks.
John: Yeah, I was hotter than a jacked off mountain lion on a hot tin roof

by 1 redneck15 March 11, 2011

jacked

stole

Hey, that bitch jacked my shitm took it straight from my locker.

by DarkNova December 12, 2001

jacked

someone has stonlen someting

someone's jacked me mobile!!

by laura June 17, 2004

jacked

to be jacked - to be left alone

person a "weren't you with...."
person b "ah, no, they jacked me"

by i_like_to_mosh May 13, 2005

Jacked on

Plugged in to many electronic devices such as MP3 player, I phone, blackberry, to the point of not dealing with the real world.

He hasn't gotten any action in a long time cause he is always jacked on. Between the crackberry and texting he hasn't talked to a human in the same room with him in years...

by Daddy_jeffy January 11, 2009

Jacked Hole

Whenever A Guys Hole Has Been Pounded

I always admire his Jacked Hole when I Am Done With It

by JackedHole February 18, 2021