Shinobi Jessica Ting

Ok, so once upon a time not long ago, when people wore pajamas and lived life slow, when the law was stern and justice stood, and people were behaving lik ethey all too good, there lived a pretty girl who was misled, by another little boy and this is waht he said, "me and you jess we gonna watch some movies and sneak out fast." they did the job, and fun came with ease! but they couldnt stop its like they had a disease, they watched antoehr and anotehr and another and another, tried to stay up till 5:30 and his father was bothered. ok so shit happend and at 6am, jessica was walking down the street. she was just walking by when she saw this guy who gave her an awkward eye. so she KILLED HIM. with her guns of steel, aka her nigger arms. so she was like, "YEAH, NIGGAH, WHASSUP?" and she went home. and she was like, hmm, now waht am i gonna do? so she decided to become a chuunin from konoha. so she went to the hidden leaf village and learned chidori from kakashi-senin himself. and she passed the exam and became a respected late night shinobi. The End.

girl, im in love with you
this ain't the honey moon
still in the infatuation phase
right in teh thick of love
we never get sick of love
it seems we learn something new everyday
i know i've misbehaved
and you've made your mistakes
but we both still got room left to grow
and though love sometimes hurts
i STILL put you first
and we'll make this thing work
but i think we shoudl take it SLOOOOWW
we're just OOOORDINARY PEOPLE
we dotn know which way to goooo
cuhz we're ORRRDINARY PEOPLE
maybe we should take it slooowww....

by Shinobi Harvey April 15, 2005

Sarah Jessica Parker

One of the Internet's many punching bags. It was once trendy to criticize her for her appearance and voice but new jokes about these things come across as trite and desperate.

Internet: "Hey! So! Do you hate Sarah Jessica Parker too?"
Humans: "Meh. Maybe 5 years ago. Now I really don't give a fuck."

by Brotogé September 15, 2016

Dirty Jessica

When you are having sex with a girl and two minutes into it she starts to cry and says it hurts.

"So how did it go last night?"
"Oh, she pulled a dirty Jessica on me!"

by Pickels September 25, 2006

sarah jessica parker

A person who enjoys being a girl.

I was totally a sarah jessica parker, when I was trying on those Manolos.

by Justin Cooper November 7, 2005

Evil Jessica

Female thief, liar, user of surreptitious means and barefaced lies to extort money. Often used in reference to landladies.

That Evil Jessica bitch took my money, even after we sorted the deposit!

by reneedanielle June 24, 2003

sarah jessica parker

The best actress ever who plays Carrie Bradshaw on the best series every made called "Sex and the City"

Very pretty and has the perfect body.

Has amazing fashion.

Sarah Jessica Parker is an amazing actress

by Emahlee December 1, 2006

sarah jessica parker

sjp is fuckin gid.
she doesn't look like a horse. and she isn't ugly.

sarah jessica parker looks like a horse.

no she doesn't you wank

by jzshirra February 14, 2009