jessica

A very jealous and insecure little girl, jealous of every other girl she meets, a liar, loser and someone who is consumed by evil

jessica is such a jealous loser thats why no one wants to date her or be her friend

by yousontneedtoknowwhore January 1, 2012

jessica

the name of a major whore who gets with other guys when she is in a relationship. loves to lead guys on and then fuck em over.

guy1: dude i just got fucked over last week...
guy2 : lemme guess, it was jessica wasnt it?
guy1: howd you know!?!
guy2: she was my gf. as of yesterday i dumped her, got with about 15 guys including you when i was with her. fucking whore.

by blink182fan007 August 7, 2011

Jessica Alba

amazing, tremendous, honorable, attractive, beautiful

Jessica Alba was Jessica Alba. And she had great tits too.

by Jon the Pirate September 26, 2006

jessica simpson

a girl who can actually sing ,actually has a voice and doesn't lip sing so people should stop being a bitch to her ..i mean if we're gonna talk slutty and dumb here ..lets aim out pistols at the pussy cat dolls aka whores. Jessica isn't a slut also because she and her sister both said no to playboy =

Wow..first time in celebrity history. Jessica Simpson is the only girl who said no to playboy!!

by Kelly_hotness April 8, 2007

Uncle Jessie

The sweetest man in the entire world...wait Universe.

He is greater than everybody in the world will ever be.

Go to www.wwujd.com to see why, even though you should already know that you are uber-lame.

Guy 2: "Dude, Uncle Jessie is so f'ing sweet."
Guy 1: "Yeah dude, he's more f'ing sweet than the lame person who wrote that definition."
Guy 2: "Totally."

Uncle Jessie: "I'm so f'ing sweet.I'm sweeter than you two lam-o's will ever be."

Guy 1: "Yea, your so sweet."

by Mike February 8, 2004

Jessica

an ugly, stupid, BITCH whose sole purpose in life is to produce bastard babies, and feels no remorse. She is a huge, herpes-infested slut, who can't take care of a kid. She resembles and is often mistaken for Godzilla. She admits to being a fat *HIPPO-crite *hypocrie and a cheater and a boyfriend stealer. She is a huge shit talker; you can avoid her because one feels an earth quake when she approaches. Her physique is nothing less than flabby, just like her vagina. She smells like all the ocean's dead, rotten, fungus-infested fish. And she's horribly grotesque. She's also envious of all, and it's no wonder why. Beware of this hairy beast, who also resembles Chewbacca (mostly because of her hairy back);

Siamese Pregnant Whale= Jessica

by yeah, the real BEAUTIFUL one October 17, 2008

Jessica

a real piece of work, a bitch regularly.

Wow, that teacher was being so Jessica today. I Jessicant handle it rn.

by Hackelo February 8, 2018