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Fake Michael Jackson Fan

A person who ridiculed Michael Jackson and/or had absolutely NOTHING to do with him before he died and has suddenly decided that they are now his "biggest fan" after his devastating death.

These "Michael Jackson fans" are the prime example to the quote "You don't know what you got until it's gone."

Some MJ fans that became fans after his death make good points as to why they weren't such big fans of him then as they were now.

Others obviously lack sensibility and can't come up with a good excuse to save their lives.

The main ones that bother me are the ones that made fun of him and thought of him as a paedophile before he died and now say that they "love him to death!!! <333"
Actual conversation on Yahoo! Answers (after his death, mind you):

Some person: So, how long has everyone been listening to Michael Jackson?

Fake Michael Jackson Fan: Oh, I've def been listening to him since I was in the womb!!! <3

My thoughts: Really? Just...really?
I was very tempted to reply to it, but I decided not to get involved.
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Cobra (Michael Jackson) 

It is a force in Michael Jackson that cannot be described or explained. It makes female fans UNF and spazz uncontrollably. It strikes all women of all generations, including your girlfriend. It has a lot of power.
Guy: My girlfriend left me for the cobra (michael jackson), dawg!

Michael Jackson 

One of the most beautiful souls to ever grace planet earth.
Were you lucky enough to be in the presence of Michael Jackson?
Michael Jackson by Sparkmynature September 17, 2017

Philippe Jackson 

A guy thats really sweet- will hold the door open for you. basically, a total gentleman. hes really hot with angelic features and arms that make you go 'phwoarrrrr' He is usually part French and has a sexy accent.
Also known as PJ or capguy (because he usually wears a baseball cap)
Yeah, he must have been a Philippe Jackson
Philippe Jackson by riobrat January 23, 2011

handrew jackson

A handjob that costs $20
Guy 1: Dude, I got a Handrew Jackson last night!

Guy 2: With the $20 you owe me?!
handrew jackson by FwaaBwaa January 4, 2014

Jermaine Jackson 

Jermaine Jackson is a brother of the king (aka Michael Jackson) and the father of Jermaine LaJaune "Jay", Jr., Autumn Joi, Jaimy Jermaine, Jeremy Maldonado, Jourdynn, Jaafar Jeremiah and Jermajesty Jackson.
Person 1: "Woah, that man got like 500 Kids!"
Person 2: "Yeah, ikr! That's so Jermaine Jackson!"

talk to Jackson 

Take 20 bucks for the info given.
Q: So where was Ray last time you saw him?
A: I'll talk to Jackson.
talk to Jackson by mrjimmy December 9, 2008