internetard

1. One who is incapable to use the internet.
2. One who is bad at using common, tools on the internet.

phil: I tried finding free porn, but I couldn't.
john: What? Dude, google any word and you get porn.
phil: What's google?
john: You're internetarded.

by Eric Garside June 14, 2006

internet larval stage

Describing a person who does at least 2 of the following actions while on a computer connected to the internet.

1. Sends at least 3 FWD: e-mail chain letters unsoliticedly on seperate dates, esp. the one about the anorexic girl in a third world country who needs you to spread the message.

2. Actually believes that if they whack the monkey in the banner ad, they will come across a $20 bill from heaven.

3. Goes in to chat rooms, esp. AOL chat rooms and pastes the same message over and over, especially one that fits their agenda.

4. Same as above but posts "Press" (a number) "if you like" (insert unliked thing here).

5. Has installed any software from Gator or any other known malware--actually believing the corporation's speil.

"Mom's still in internet larval stage. She's sent me that chain letter many times."

by Braveheart's thirst for blood November 23, 2006

Internet Teen

A teenager whom lives upon the internet and thrives around similar species.

That girl Danni Venters is such an internet teen !!! @sadboyscIub

by hibyelolno January 28, 2014

internet girl

A girl who is constantly browsing the internet and knows everything that goes on in social media, from new memes, to new youTube clips, to new gossip about celebrities.

Andrea always knows what's happening, she must be an internet girl.

by ginger_rdp November 24, 2014

Internet Troll

Someone who causes dismay to someone on the internet that they don't even know, much less befrended on a site. They are most likely known to put lame or hurtful comments on someone's facebook, YouTube video (mainly videos in which the user is attempting something new like animation or clay mation), or anywhere you can openly post comments. Internet Trolls are known to also have nver contributed to the site they terrorize on and have a lame username. The best way to control the troll is to post a hurtful comment back or just delete, mark as spam, or report the comment.

Example of an Internet Troll #1
Puckerupbabii120: You need to drop dead. You guys look so retarded in this piece of shit you call a video.

Example of an Internet Troll #2
JesusSUX101: Do you really think that anyone cares about you? You gay dickhead.

by nanopanda June 23, 2010

Angry Internet Men

Internet users who rant and rage about petty facts. Phrase coined by the folks at Rock Paper Shotgun.

"Diablo 3 looks like freaking World of Warcraft! I would rather choke than play it!" - Angry Internet Men

"What, Spore has a restrictive DRM system?!? I must write furious blog entries and comments about it and give the game 1 star in Amazon though I haven't even bought or tried playing it yet!!" - Angry Internet Men

by sanastro October 24, 2008

internet

A new type of drug which overrides the senses and abilities of it's users and diverts all their energy into it's useless void

Man, my internet is down and I think about to die without access to my Starcraft account!

by BigD December 8, 2002