Indiana

Indiana is a state full of sweet, humble, thoughtful, courteous and intelligent people. It has gas stations and shopping malls just like every other state everywhere but luckily people don't act like they're too cool to live here and they're destined for bigger things like some kind of dipshit character from Footloose. Yes the KKK was here at one time, but so was the Levi Coffin House, known as "The Grand Central Station of the Underground Railroad" so suck it, whitey! We have the dunes, the East Race Waterway, multiple state parks and forests such as Turkey Run and Mounds State Parks, quaint rural towns, the art and bicycling community of Lake Wynona, metropolitan areas such as Fort Wayne and Indianapolis, the amazing architecture of Columbus, a beautiful resort in French Lick. More importantly here's what we're not: We're not some city that a bunch of people decided was cool, left their home states for and caused overpopulation and rent hikes. We're not full of trendy assholes, so that's pretty nice for us. Leaving your town to go somewhere that other people made cool just makes you a follower and you can't claim responsibility. While you are here, make the place you live better, that would be an actual accomplishment and a contribution to your community.

I attend and participate in events and take vacations in my home state of Indiana because I care about the place where I live and am not a waste of a human being.

by WoWzErS! April 24, 2013

Indian Mills

The best town in the world. Mostly known for producing the most legit kids alive. A lot of drugs are inhaled and many beers are drank at a place called Stoney Creek located in the most in this pream town. Also known for their obnoxiously loud system playing only the best music, oh yeah and there is a Wawa.

Me: I live in Indian Mills
You: You must be the shit then
Me: Yeah

by T Kettle February 22, 2008

indiana

A midwest state whose southern border with kentucky is the nothermost boundry of the inbreeding and illiteracey region of the U.S

Thank God we are in Indiana, those horses in Kentucky looked so nervous all the time.

by R. May April 22, 2006

Indian New Year

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!
The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

india

Where your computer was built. Also a good place to catch a tropical disease.

India is a high tech country with low-tech sanitation.

by big tru homie izzo December 28, 2005

Indian Dot

An Indian Dot is when you have sex with someone on their period. You pull out your wiener and dot your bloody weiner on her forehead.

My girl didnt tell me she was on the rag while we were boning so when I found out I gave that hoe an indian dot!

by Cobrasol February 17, 2010

Indian Hills

Indian Hills High School is a little hellhole located in a slightly larger hellhole called Oakland, New Jersey.

All the staff in this schools don't give a shit for the students.

In your Freshman year, you will experience difficulties such as: your schedule is crap and not the one that you were supposed to get, half of your teacher are idiots and the other half are snobs.

By Senior year you will only be happy you're finally almost outta here.

My Indian Hills schedule says I was born in 1884.

You go to Indian Hills?
Yup.
Boo, you whore.

by 19915 January 17, 2009