Slow Internet Connection

Any page that takes longer than 5 seconds to load.

5 seconds: Damn it this page isnt loading! *Shut Down* Now you show up! Stupid Slow Internet Connection.

by Faatemalea November 9, 2010

Pirate of the Internet

(noun)-person or group of people who "illegally" download or upload movies and/or music, documents, etc. for download for the masses of people who cannot or will not spend the money on the actual product (whether the price is outrageous or not)

We are pirates of the internet!!
I am a pirate of the internet.

by Raz Vectranos December 28, 2006

Dial up internet

the most severe form of mental torture ever concieved by a psycopath's mind. outdated slow internet connection. may cause pulling out your hair and punching walls.

it takes hours to load a youtube video.

Kid:"mom why do we have Dial up internet ? we dont live in the fucking 90s anymore".
mom:"we live in the countryand its cheap."
Kid:"FML".

by keepskatin'bro November 22, 2011

The Infernal Devices

The Infernal Devices is the prequel series to The Mortal Instruments by Cassandra Clare. It was the second published series in The Shadowhunter Chronicles, but is the first story chronologically.
Tessa, Will and Jem are in a Lovetriangle
Shortcut: TID

A: I like The Infernal Devices more than The Mortal Instruments

by Carlalena January 30, 2015

Internet Explorer

A simple tool included with Windows operating systems that allows the user to access Mozilla.com to download Firefox, a web browser.

I just got Firefox using Internet Explorer.

by supaDISC May 13, 2005

Internet Explorer

Microsoft's attempt to dominate the Internet by integrating this poor excuse of a browser with every Windows OS, although this was deemed illegal, they made some bullshit up about it being a core part of Windows. So in the end, they integrated this POS into Windows.

IE is buggy, has many security holes, is slow, supports ActiveX so websites can install their XXX dialers on our systems, and finally, it's not standards compliant, so 80%+ web pages have sloppy HTML which doesn't work with standards compliant browsers, only IE. How convenient.

Internet Explorer is the most COMMON browser, but NOT the most popular.

by generic October 16, 2004

intercourse

The meal between dinner and breakfast.

Intercourse, the best meal of the day.

by FluffyJ January 21, 2013