gargenzola

the ultimate player on sc!!! no one can beat him! caus he is me!

generic white guy #2:lets play bunker wars!

gargenzola: dude im gonna pwnyou just like i did in halo last week

generic white guy #2: i know...:'(

by mackzy November 2, 2004

Garrett

The kind of guys you would shoot twice in the chest if ever faced with a difficult decision. Find your self in a predicament, shooting this man would be your best bet.

"If I had to choose between Pizza and Ice Cream, I would shoot Garrett twice!"

by shine12 May 7, 2015

garden hoe

1. a girl that keeps her garden real nice and makes her seem like a nice girl but wen u walk in the house she acts like a hoe

2. a girl who dont shave her pussy but it aint as bad as a jungle its just a garden

3. smells like flowers or leaves wen ur doing her

'' dang girl u smell like a garden, u my garden hoe''

by hammy123 June 24, 2008

Olive Garden Breadsticking

When a girl eats large amounts of salad, vomits it onto her partners penis, and then is penetrated by said penis.

brian- "dude me and michelle tried olive garden breadsticking last night"

joe- "really? cuz thats kind of disgusting"

by franklin s March 11, 2008

constant gardener

the act of having anal sex from behind on a porch and then pulling out quickly and having someone else insert, without the knowledge of the receiver. after pulling out, one runs outside and starts mowing the lawn in full view of the receiver, so as to surprise them in the realization that it is not you in their anus.

Ralph and I performed the constant gardener on Phylicia.

by The Destroyers April 3, 2008

garden tool

A person, often socially ignorant, who is oblivious to being taken advantage of while in the garden.

Mabel: Go ahead and dig up all those turnips you want, Elmer. The worms will just eat em all if you dont.

Hank: Damn mabel, quit being such a garden tool! He's just gonna go out and sell em like you ought to be doing!

by Super Gerbil October 21, 2004

Gardener

A person who deflowers others. Typically a slut or a man whore. A person who has taken the virginity of multiple people.

"Did you hear about Hanna last night?"
"No, what happened?"
"She banged another virgin."
"Oh my gosh, she is such a gardener!"

by BrutontheCruton July 29, 2014