Greasy Salamander

Term for a fat person on a water slide, originating in Wisconsin Dells.

I'm sick of waiting in line for this water slide behind all of these greasy salamanders.

by SimonTheJoker November 16, 2011

Greasy-ass

When shit remnants left behind from wiping insufficiently combine with sweat and dead skin cells to form a grease like substance.

Greasy-ass: Damn! I've got a greasy ass! OR... Whew! My ass is greasier than hell. And... I need to go re-wipe, I've got a greasy ass.

by Herr Scheisse Meister April 4, 2018

Euro Greasy

Nickname for Portugese soccer player Cristiano Ronaldo, presumably because of his excessive use of haircare products or perhaps his somewhat oily complexion.

It's so hot outside that I'm sweating like Euro Greasy in a steam room.

by Blitzkrieg! June 16, 2010

greased elbow

The act of applying lubrication on the inside of you're elbow and using it to masterbate.

Mom: Oh Dear what are you doing.
Son: Its called the greased elbow, dad taught me.

by The Brown Kind January 27, 2008

Nino Greasemanelli

Syndicated shock-jock. Enormously irreverent and funny. Frequent use of double entendres, most of which are his own.

See: www.greaseman.org

Estelle ya pig ya, love Nino Greasmanelli

by chiggley December 2, 2004

Toilet Greaser

A spontaneous "Handjob" service produced by one male to another usually on the mutual grounds that both parties are straight and in need of relief

Hillbilly Job: "Yeah man, I'm telling yah, back in my day we would just get a quick toilet greaser after lunch and call it a day"

Jax: "you right"

by Pussy mags July 20, 2016

Greasy Cuellar

A greasy cuellar is when you dip your nut sack in a bowl of syrup and rub it on someones face to make it greasy.

adam snuck up on connor and gave him a greasy cuellar while he was asleep.

by B-WooDy September 24, 2009