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Loose Goose

Verb; Simply using your tounge to 'ride' a womans beef curtains, 'like a pony'. Then, using the remains of her cum, spit into her asshole, insert a straw, and blow bubbles.
Hey there! Did you end up giving Haily a Loose Goose lastnight? I heard she was feenin' for it badly...
by Trinny Triseratops June 10, 2011
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Spruce Goose

Widely known to be a play on words for the originating term "Spruce Moose" from the Simpsons episode "$pringfield (Or, How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love Legalized Gambling)" Season 5; Episode 10.

"This was the pivotal episode which the scene where the "Spruce Moose", an absurdly tiny wooden plane Burns makes in the episode, is a parody of Hughes' impractically enormous wooden plane has been proven to have foreshadowed every every television show before and after conception of the television and is widely speculated to have been the original idea behind the design of the Lightbulb invented by Thomas Edison 1878 and electricity itself" - Ian Branch
see above - Spruce Goose
by TOMAS EDDISONN March 22, 2017
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goose

"what you doin after school with mary jane? GOOSE?!"
"Yup, I GOOSED those already"
by goosing May 25, 2007
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Goose

Goosing is the act of pulling out your dick and wacking said female in the face. Though this term can be used by anyone, it in standard situations calls for an older male sportscaster (ie Goose Givens) and a 14 year old girl.
Man, I goosed Sara Nardella last night.
Yah he was passed out and I goosed him good.
by S-Killa May 1, 2006
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monogamous goose

- Hey Heather, from now on you're going to call Clayton "monogamous goose."
- Why?
- Don't argue with me, woman, just call him monogamous goose!
by Lil' Jon K April 21, 2004
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Goose

A loving word for mother.

Derived from Mother Goose.
Son: Hey Goose how are you?
Mother: Better than you after what I just found out you did!
by Vibro March 7, 2011
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Dutch Dutch Goose

A derogatory term used to describe a Dutch person. Especially used to describe a Dutch person who is in love with America. The term is a play on the children's game Duck Duck Goose.
Bro 1: Look at that nerd over there wearing his American flag t-shirt.
Bro 2: Yeah, bro, but he shouldn't wear those clogs. Now everyone knows he's a Dutch Dutch Goose.
Bro 1: You're right, bro! I didn't notice at first, but he totally is a Dutch Dutch Goose.
by Tom Winter December 31, 2008
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