The act of a man ejaculating into an elderly persons ear, then slapping them softly across the side of the face, making a point to touch said ear, with a tuna fish and letting out a random sexually explicit battle cry involving an animal of preference.
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At the end of one's resources or personal energy.
This comes from the condition of a car when it's gas gauge reads "E" or "Empty." In a car on empty, you don't know how much fuel you have left, so you assume your fuel is so low that it has evaporated into fumes.
At the end of one's resources or personal energy.
This comes from the condition of a car when it's gas gauge reads "E" or "Empty." In a car on empty, you don't know how much fuel you have left, so you assume your fuel is so low that it has evaporated into fumes.
After that Marathon, I'm so exhausted that I'm running on fumes.
My car's fuel gauge is reading "E"; I'm running on fumes, so I might not make it to the next gas station.
My car's fuel gauge is reading "E"; I'm running on fumes, so I might not make it to the next gas station.
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