french omelette

when you cum in someone's ear and they fold it over into an omelette. :)

i had a great french omelette this morning for breakfast.

by DirtySanchezritethismin August 3, 2009

French Braid Fuck

a form of hair sex. the male stands over the female's head while she's on her hands and knees and align his erect penis with the underside of her frenchbraid along her head then grab hold of her head and take her for the ride of her life however hard, fast, easy, slow, hardcore that u want. Even lay her down on her stomach and ride her head on the pillows.

My girlfriend had me ride the fuck outta her head and French Braid Fuck her till i came all over her beautiful thick brunette hair till it was tinted in semen.

by head_fucker_hair_jizzer July 26, 2010

french noob

A french noob is a a person that just because being french automatically becomes a noob in every game that exists and will ever exist.
While some people don't agree with this theory ,expert sociologists published a research which supported this theory making it, by definition , undeniable .

Game chat:
Person 1: Why did you start, if you don't want to play?
Person 2: Quit
French noob: Didnt know i had to go this early
French noob: I can´t play anymore so...
French noob: A defeat will not make u lose u_u
Person 2: ur french?
French noob: Yeah why?
Person 2: lmao

by graffiti36 November 20, 2011

francesko

sweetest of all. just good for huging and loving. has a sexi body and a fansion sence that makes him unique.

that francesko he did it again another gurl fell for him.

by eternity April 17, 2005

French Rifle

A rifle that's never been fired, since the French pussy out of every war.

Bill: "How do you know that post-WWII rifle has never been fired?! It looks like a military weapon and it must be 50 years old!"

Ted: "It's a French Rifle."

Bill: "You must be right."

by agentsteve October 19, 2006

Francese

after a man has had sex with his partner, he gets over him/her and begins to repetitously squat down and shit on them while screaming "we don't give ground" for each repetition.

I gave her the old Francese last night

by steamboat willy July 13, 2006

noah fence

A phrase that gives the user the right and privilege to say whatever they want about the person they're talking to or anyone the two parties know, providing they say this before they begin their offensive rant. Can be substituted with, "I'm sorry, but..."

Noah fence, but you're very heavy.

or
She was all like talking bout me n shit but I said, "Girl, noah fence, but your momma called and said you're too ugly to look at. Mmm hmmm!"

by teachmehowtodougie2 June 13, 2011