Tool Flowers

Flowers made out of tools for a father's day present.

The term was made famous by Toby Turner in one of his lazyvlogs

ijustine: What are you getting you're father for Father's Day Toby?
Toby Turner: Just some freakin' TOOL FLOWERS! (heelys away)

by STEVEN_tobuscus June 18, 2011

flowerisfunny

FlowerIsFunny on Twitter.com (very funny)

Can also be used as another term for god

flower: i am funny

everyone: flowerisfunny

by sylveon_64 October 24, 2020

flowerfucked

When you step outside and have such a bad allergic reaction to the pollen in the air you start crying, your nose starts running, and your face feels swollen.

Friend: Are you crying?

You: No, I just got flowerfucked in the face!

by j2themfk August 19, 2011

Flowery Branch

A small middle of nowhere city located in the middle of nowhere in Georgia. It is very unimportant.

Person 1: "Hey, we're going through Flowery Branch"
Person 2: "OK? Why do you care?"
Person 1: "I don't know"
Person 2: "Exactly."

by FloweryBranchIsBoring February 2, 2021

Flowers stink and you are purple

When you wanna annoy kaymunk just cause.

you: can I tell you something?
kymunk: sure!
you: flowers stink and you are purple

kaymunk:.....NOOO WHYYYYY >:(((((
you: muahahahahaa >:)))
kaymunk: ..... >:((((
you: hehehe

by Pandamyum March 28, 2022

Flowder

An asian person or something asian orientated.

Look at that flowder over there

Do you want to go to a flowder restaurant?

by Flowder123 May 10, 2011

Here's some flowers

Appropriate alternative to 'Fuck you'.

Bob: 'You know what, Billy, here's some flowers.'

by meip. December 13, 2010