crack flapping

Crack flapping is the act of slamming your and your significant other's asscracks together in a fit of sensual joy.

The old lady and I got hot and heavy last night, and we started crack flapping. I came so hard I farted inside her.

by Mr. McGooch September 19, 2016

Mississippi Mud Flap

When you have high pressure diarrhea, and your balls shield your dick from the ass mud.. Thus preventing a unpleasant cleanup.

Fred wasn’t feeling good from too much spicy food, luckily he had his Mississippi mud flap

by Thor2021 January 20, 2022

Flapping

Having regular contact with a potential mate, both via Whatsapp and in the physical world.

I’m flapping this cute kech

by Pollo Pazzo December 25, 2018

Church flaps

A Christian women’s vagina

Hey love, can I see ya church flaps

by Jeckyb November 2, 2025

golden flaps

The pussy has golden flaps of joy

Hey you got golden flaps can eat that pussy

by Goldenflaps March 29, 2017

flapping napkin

Another large, detached earlobe.

He had ruffled brown hair and flapping napkins.

by robinthedemon March 13, 2021

Stenchy flaps

A person who has an ecosystem under his belly rolls

Man, That guy stinks, He probably is stenchy flaps.

by YugeElephantDick October 23, 2025