fish tan

dried up jizz on the skin of a lady, so called because it makes the skin look scaley like a fish, and also changes the skin tone, like a tan

"suzy is a scruffy cow, i gave her a pearl necklace last night and she went to bed without getting a shower so she woke up with a fish tan"

by natrl March 25, 2010

whisker fish

Any species of cat fish

they were fishing at the river last night for whisker fish

by Lil Red Neck Girl June 14, 2011

MAC-fished

When you go to bed with a girl looking like a supermodel and you wake up the next morning her face on the pillow and she look hideous!

"Went to bed with Halle Berry woke up with Whoopi Goldberg...MAC-fished "

by Dayna-Rae August 3, 2017

fish dipping

the act of inserting a scaled fish in your partner's ass, removing it and smacking your partner in the face with a shit covered fish.

at the family reunion i caught grandpa and grandma fish dipping

by the wedge December 14, 2008

Betta Fish

A fish that people buy just to have for a week and not do enough research on so it just winds up dying in it's unfilterd, 0.5 gallon bowl in 5 minutes

I bought a betta fish a few days ago and it died bc i didn't do any research on fish care

by BitchyBoi55 December 4, 2020

Fish cage

An aquarium.

"I think I have 5 reptile tanks and a fish cage in the garage."

by Filterbox January 16, 2010

fish mush

Over processed fish, usually cod, served in low budget establishments. It is not intended to have gained a squishy texture and appearance, but the taste is not affected.

"I dipped my fish mush in this tartar sauce and now I don't know which one's which."

by Esteban!!! February 11, 2009