dickle fingers

When you're so drunk you try to finger random female patrons in the bar.

Avoid Steve at the bar, he seems to get dickle fingers when he gets too drunk.

by Littlebitty69 May 23, 2021

Crocodile Fingers

When a guy has boney hands with skin the same texture as crocodile skin fingers his partner.

Girl 1: Lazaro gave me his crocodile fingers yesterday, my insides feel torn!
Girl 2: Wish my boyfriend had rough hands, he moisturisers so much it feels like raw chicken.

by katiosfingers July 8, 2021

wiping fingers

The fingers used to hold toilet paper to wiping your ass after taking a dump. If you also use wet wipes your ass won't be stinking.

Guy 1: Man did you wash your wiping fingers after you took a shit? Guy 2: I only do that if my fingers smell like shit after wiping. Guy 1: That's nasty bro. You need to wash them every time after.

by jimmybomm July 11, 2021

Labia Fingers

When someone takes loose skin from the genitals (often from a scrotum) and squeezes them in-between the fingers of a hand, thus resembling labia like fingers. This is often photographed and sent via text message.

I didn't want to see Steve's labia fingers, but he sent me a picture anyways, it's clear that he has a lot of extra nutsack skin, information that I did not care to know about.

by labiafingers December 16, 2021

Trigger Fingers

When somebody is mad about something and takes their anger out online instead of actually doing something proactive to fix it

"Instead of having trigger fingers, why don't you actually try to fix it"

by Gracvy March 30, 2022

five fingers in my ass

when a person has five fingers in their ass, visibly associating sex or other.

"five fingers in my ass" is written like a first person view, "there is 5 fingers in your ass" as a 3rd person view, it associates sex or other.

bill: hey jared how ya doing
jared: nothing much, also I seemingly have to point out that there's 5 fingers in my ass and I am being fucked by a anonymous person of undefined gender.
bill: oh alright

by turtlesaredumb42069 February 13, 2022

4 Fingers up

4 fingers up shows that you are obsessed and inlove with the goat HADDIA🐐.

everytime i see haddia i put up 4 fingers up showing that im obsessed and inlove with the goat

by hadsthebads April 7, 2022