facebook dieting

spending countless hours chatting with friends on facebook with total disregard of time or hunger, thus resulting in a loss of weight by the day's end

it's effective!
Guess what?? I weigh like two lbs now! Woah, what are you doing? Oh, just facebook dieting!
by jewboyguido August 02, 2010
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Facebook Knowledge

When you know something about someone before they tell you face to face due to their facebook post.
hey man how was Hawaiin Falls?

How did you know I went to Hawaiin Falls?

Facebook Knowledge bro.
by thatguy7765445 June 29, 2010
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thats a facebook

When a moment happens in which somebody say's something stupid or funny that you have to post it up on facebook.
Person A: Imagine if you smoked so much that your shit smells like weed, you can just get it and smoke it again.

Person B: wtf? lmfao thats a facebook
by Grandmaster5 November 13, 2010
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Facebook minutiaest

A self-absorbed Facebook addict who feels the need to post every little detail of there life no matter how boring or unimportant to anyone else.
I am defriending Harriet , she's such a Facebook minutiaest, I don't need to know when she gets new pimple!
by Rhymingrealtor July 04, 2010
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Facebook Mom

A term used by people to explain a mother on facebook who usually takes cringey pictures
by Chickenmama888 February 14, 2020
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Facebook obvious

When something is not said but known to be true via FB
What happened to you and your dude? Y'all broke up?

We haven't told anyone. How did you know?

It was Facebook obvious
by E-wheezy-F-Baby July 20, 2017
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Facebook Season

If you don't know what facebook season is, can you ever really understand it? The beginning of a semester when you are meeting lots of new people and you have to decide who to give the old friend request, and whose friend request to accept. Many people will just try to DM you to get homework answers, while others will take their metaphorical buckshot off the wall and gear up for another semester of hunting. And yardy know that hot freshman from your Econ discussion is in season. Just make sure not to accidentally like any of her mom's posts she's tagged in.
'Are you stalking that girl from lecture online?'
"Yardy know it's facebook season!"
by AlphaSicarius September 21, 2018
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