facebook phobia

When someone on facebook has a fear of commenting, "liking" things, or posting pictures.

Person 1: Why didn't you respond to my post?
Person 2: Sorry, I've got facebook phobia.

facebook phobia by PhDavid June 18, 2011

facebook lift 

to re-vamp your facebook profile, by completely changing it or clearing it out

A: Why is your facebook different?

B: I got a facebook lift.

facebook lift by Domino123 January 7, 2008

facebook it 

V. to post a photo or video on the website Facebook.

Person 1: "OMG!!! Did you see that picture of Skinny Brittney looking like a fat ass?"

Person 2: "Hellz yeah, you need to show everybody that pic."

Person 1: "Don't worry, im about to facebook it"

facebook it by Hot Ty January 29, 2008

Facebook-ploitation 

The act of shameless self-promotion and or exploitation via social networking the way Facebook intended.

The way Peter Wacker broadcasts every single insignificant event in his pathetic life is such Facebook-ploitation.

Facebook-ploitation by Shzae July 21, 2009

facebook scab 

facebook scab: someone who adds random people they don't know as friends. usually to bring their friend count up to seem like they have a lot of friends

guy 1: "hey man, do you know this guy..........-.......? he just sent me a request" guy 2: " no man, i dont think i do, he's probably just a facebook scab,ignore it"

facebook scab by puppykicker420 December 30, 2009

Facebook Sheep 

People who follow trends on facebook like posting celebrity doppelgangers, bra colors, stupid quizzes and name definitions from urban dictionary on their status, thus clogging up the urbandictionary site for those of us who just want to look up things like twat-snatcher.

Man, that dude is such a facebook sheep. There's not a trend he doesn't buy into.

God, all the facebook sheeping is driving me f-ing nuts. Like I care that she's got on a pink bra. Gah.

Facebook Sheep by Rosselli February 3, 2010

Facebook Guru 

One who councils another late at night and gives them advice on their problems via facbook chat.

"I didn't know what to do until I talked to my facebook guru last night"

Facebook Guru by orangecakeorangutang March 29, 2010