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In Vaginam Facit Hominem

Translates to "Vagina makes the man"
Also translates to. "Vagineth makeths the Sir"
Man, he really went in huh? Last time I remember, he was a coward. Well I guess it's true... In Vaginam Facit Hominem
by BertoTheSinger January 30, 2023
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not intended to be a factual statement

What feels true and is not intended to be a factual statement

Sen. Jon Kyl claimed on the congress floor that abortion is "well over 90% of what Planned Parenthood does."

When the actual figure turned out to be 3%, his office released a statement clarifying that Kyl's figure was "not intended to be a factual statement."
Stephen Colbert: Sen. Jon Kyl personally sabotaged the Apollo 13 mission. (Not intended to be a factual statement).

Sen. Jon Kyl throws babies at elder people. (Not intended to be a factual statement).
by fresair May 2, 2011
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Poopy Face Tomato Nose

The most amazing character in Family Guy history, conjured up by Peter Griffin himself! He is a handicapped duck with a tomato as his nose, rides a skateboard 24/7 and carries a suitcase containing one shirt which is trapped on the outside. Pretty much slang for a fucking retard :)
One Day, 3 Ducks were crossing the road Goin' to get some soda But they weren't looking where they were goin' And the bus came along and hit them all Now they're handicapped and. . .an...an... ...No . . . that's pretty much it! Handi-Quacs.

Poopy Face Tomato Nose!!!
by yuG ylimaF January 4, 2012
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Facebook necrologist

a person who never misses a chance to post a "R.I.P. insert name" status update in Facebook as soon as any celebrity dies.
My News Feed is full of fucking Facebook necrologists updating me on Amy Winehouse's death for 38th time in the last 2 hours.
by Jens Ingvarsson July 24, 2011
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blueberry facial

A blueberry facial is the act of putting a large amount of blueberries in your partner's mouth, and then giving them a facial.
After having sexual intercourse, one partner might decide to reward their partner with a facial of the blueberry variety. A blueberry facial is widely used by the gay comunity.
by the one and only gay tom December 18, 2009
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pug face

When a person palm strikes another person in the face out of anger or annoyance. This resembles turning one's face into that of a Pug (a type of dog) where physical features of the face have been flattened out as if one was hit by a frying pan.

This is different from a facepalm, where one would hit their own face with their own hand in frustration.
Guy 1: "Ughhh!!! My life SUCKS!!! I'm failing all of my classes this semester!!!"

Guy 2: "Shut up, you never even take notes or anything..."

Guy 1: "Yeah but at least I'm there every day to listen."

Guy 2: "Stop bitching, you play fricking computer games all class. Just stfu!"

Guy 1 gets *PUG FACED* by Guy 2
by azn_ninja April 7, 2010
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