by RamOrRow November 28, 2023

Evan is a wonderful, loving, cute, handsome, funny guy. He loves to cuddle and have a good time. He loves watching cute movies together as a couple and is a big big big munch. He usually has a mullet that he really pulls off. His mullet is the most gracious and perfect of all time.
You don’t want to miss out on an Evan.
You don’t want to miss out on an Evan.
“I love how cool Evan is!”
by catmuncher132 May 25, 2023

A terribly cute guy that will steal your heart. Evans are mostly middle school players that have dated every girl in their grade. Don’t let them in because they will break your heart and date your family members!
by Drama alert 101 October 6, 2019

Example of how it's used in a sentence:
Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!
Person 1: Who's that character in Oppenheimer?
Person 2: That's John Gowans as Ward Evans, shrouded in atomic mystery, man!
by courtofowls September 4, 2023

A very large individual and loves to pleasure dogs.
His love for dogs is so insane he visited china just to eat dog
evan is overall a lovely person
His love for dogs is so insane he visited china just to eat dog
evan is overall a lovely person
by bsdg ws\g November 29, 2021

Evan is fucking retarded he is to loud and likes Minecraft ew what a nerd he must have aids or something, I have aids from having to listen to him he is also a man whore he grinds a lot in bio with this short bitch like what the fuck is even is her name she’s such a slut he is also has a small brain and is kinda gay I think idk.
by Dumbasshaha October 11, 2019

This is not a real person, people on TikTok have came up with a name for somebody who is smart but cringe!
by professionalunpreffesional April 28, 2025
