Hagan Edwards

a Stupid, ugly, slut that is flat chested with a nice ass and is hated by all people she cant even keep her best friends for more than a week.

a ugly whore is Hagan Edwrards, Hagan Edwards is a stupid slut, Hagan Edwards is a flat chested rotten peice of pussy.

by nottellingyou 5674 November 21, 2010

king edward

When a shit touches the water before it drops.

I just went to the toilet and had a king edward!

by Gledhill February 20, 2009

Edward Scissorhands

Scissorhands is performed with the girl on bottom lying on her side. Her lower leg sticking straight with you straddling her leg. Penetrate while holding her upper leg straight up. Enjoy.....

Wow she cummed 3 times while I Edward Scissorhands her ass!!

by jGlo May 8, 2008

Georgie Edwards

Commonly found ruining your party, Georgie was born for one reason, and for one reason only:
- To get beaten up. badly.

Her most common habits are calling innocent party go-ers 'slags' and saying their names incorrectly. Then when confronted denying what they said, whilst shitting themselves.

Mate, you just got called a slag by Georgie Edwards

IM GONNA FUCKING KILL HER

by mehrrrrrr August 1, 2009

Edward 40 hands

An urban legend stated: Woman named her analog clock, Edward. It was one of a kind and grew an extra hand every hour. The lady sat there, watching in amazement at how cool it was. She couldn't take her eyes off it. She was in pure shock, totally captivated by its charm and wonder. Then, all of a sudden, on the 38th hour, when the 40th hand appeared, the woman slowly suffocated & died a gruesome long death.

Nowadays known as "Edward-40-hands" or the longer version "Edward instantaneous 40 hands", if you stare at Edward for more than 3 seconds, you'll die an even worse fate than she did. SO BEWARE!!!!!!!!!!

When you see Edward 40 hands, just start praying it didn't past 3 seconds, or else *says death without saying death*

Wait, you seriously haven't heard of Edward 40 hands??? smh Oh we gon' be here for a while.

by HE :) WHO WRITES April 18, 2021

Edward Cullen

The one fictional character that will make your heart fly around in circles.

"I love cookies and cream ice cream"
"Not as much as I love edward cullen" *swoon. sigh. giggle.*

by Jugsaw Suicide October 17, 2008

Eduart

The biggest losers on eath. Eduart's are liars, cheaters, thieves, and users! They usually never brush their teeth (brown). They usually fake who they are. They pretend to be something their not.

Eduart is a phony

by Karma114 February 8, 2010