Evil

An evil person isn't usually going to tell everybody they are evil, since that wouldn't get them too far. More of the good life goes with claiming to be a good, honest, or trustworthy person, and if suspicion is deferred to others long enough, people will usually quit questioning what the evil person is really like, they assume the person is good by nature.

If people people told you that they were evil in plain language, nothing would be left to question.

by The Original Agahnim September 17, 2021

Evil

what you call your mother when she doesn't give you food

Me: mom I'm hungry
Mom: then make yourself something
Me: Evil!

by noodlemikoodle September 26, 2018

evil room

room of evil things

thats an evil room right there

by squidlert September 14, 2025

Evil dumbass scumbag

Aj and Zach

Aj and Zach are such Evil dumbass scumbag's

by justSomeDefinitionGuy27 October 17, 2022

Big Fat Evil Nut

When you climax and you bust a massive, beyond comprehensible nut that is also the most glorious and gracious of all nuts ever busted before.

"Bro, I would bust a nut in her butt"
"Well I already busted a big fat evil nut in her butt"

by bigfatnutter67 September 12, 2025

evil wii

the highly experimental and rare version of the Nintendo Wii that, instead of playing games, will play games and kill your whole family, steal your motion, and ensure you have absolutely zero bitches.

Person 1: Hey, dude, what are you doing?
Person 2: Oh, just using my Evil Wii.
Person 1: Oh, damn, my bad, gang, proceed.

by INEEDMORESLOP February 8, 2025

Evilation

elevator that evolves brains

I need evilation to pass this test.

by Barryissocool December 1, 2024