dad toe

When your toe starts being overtaken with fungus resembling that of many dads over 40.

"Dude, I've got a serious case of dad toe on my left big toe."

by Mouse Rat July 12, 2016

Dad-or-Creeper

A game where you and your friends spot a “couple” with an age gap and try to guess whether that hottie chick is with her dad or dating a creepy older man.

Jill: Dad-or-Creeper?

Jack: Creeper
(pause)
Jill: Eww that PDA was truly vomitous, but score another point for you.

by Lobo1492 August 2, 2020

Jaycek's Dad

Does not exist

Jaycek's dad does not exist

by FURIY October 11, 2022

bug dad

A bug who has a spawn

I know he has a kid but he is one fine bug dad

by Jgravel February 26, 2018

Jacob's Dad

A piece of shit no one likes.

"Jacob's Dad is an asshole"

by EINGO November 3, 2019

dad period

When your dad's being weird awkward and needs something to blame his mood on

Sorry dude I can't hang out today, my dad's on his dad period

by Pratt dad March 27, 2017

dad nap

A nap that dads take in the evening before actually going to bed. Usually in their recliner and between 8:00-11:00 pm

Dad always brags about being up early but we all know he’s taking that dad nap in his chair by 8 pm.

by Mo1996 October 7, 2020