crumpet

The act of facilitating oral sex while one is occupied in the washroom; specifically defecating.

-Harold and Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay: A 'crumpet' is "when a girl gives you an English pastry while you're sitting on the patio taking a tea break!"

by Blake A. Eveleigh May 24, 2008

crumbly

Used to describe something that is decadant and well recieved. Pertains to the crumb-like nature of delicious baked goods.

"I'll tell you what, after the week I had at work, last Sunday was very crumbly."

by ColdfrontZA September 23, 2005

Vagius Crumbcake

1. a friend that is considred the bitch out of your group.
2. A name for Hitz.
3. A vagina with genital warts.

1. He is def a the Vagius Crumbcake.
3. She had bad Vagius Crumbcake

by Freddy June 11, 2006

like gypsy eat my crumm

1- a quote from "Borat" the movie for why he wishes to not keep two hands on the stearing wheel whilst driving

instructor- " keep two hands on the wheel at all times. "
Borat- " what, like gypsy eat my crumm? "

by DKtionary January 22, 2007

crumpet

The conversation starter when theres an awkward silence.

J: "Crumpet"
A: "WHAT?"
J: "CRUMPET!"
A: "So how are ya James?

by r0x0rmyj0x0rz April 3, 2004

Crumb Catchers

Large female breasts that catch food particles.

When a female with large breast leaves the movies and has to remove remaining popcorn that has fallen between her crumb catchers.

by Brad Allerton April 30, 2008

Crumhole

A clever name for ones asshole, it can be shortend to crum

Brad: " Damn joe what smells so bad" ?
Joe: " A little bit of shit just slipped out of my crumhole"

by Jo Blowme March 15, 2010