coochie

your coochie burns and itches when you have STDs it hurts a lot my cousins pussy is Stanky and fishy.

Coochie is Fishy and Stanky. Like hoes Coochie.

by myassisitchy July 2, 2019

Cooche

Is your short friend who is cute and close to you

“Do you know Connor?”

“Yeah what a cooche”

by Gregory’s September 19, 2018

Alabama cooch clapper

When a man is doing a woman, the man sticks a mouse trap into the girls vagina when shes about to orgasm, the movement of the vaginal muscles then set it off and the male proceeds to slap both of her ears simultaneously with the palms of his hands.

Fred: awwww man did you hear what jim did to sally last weekend

Tom: the Alabama cooch clapper!!!, she aint guna sit right for weeks!

by Mr. P3anut March 25, 2010

chooch

a douche or a dickhead

paul shllaku is a chooch

by ryandarossa3 January 20, 2011

chooch

Slang for "Masturbate". Commonly used in some Canadian Aboriginal communities. Also a Winnipeg rec. league hockey team... "The Choochers".

Marc was really chooching last night...I heard him all the way down the hall.....I bet he bust some capillaries.

by marcrob July 30, 2007

gucci coochie

n or adj , reffering to female genitalia that has surgery, plastic, reconstructive, or otherwise. Esp. for cosmetic reasons to counter a lifetime of wear-n-tear.

Apparently among cougars gucci coochies are all the rage, i.e. basically a retread for the vagina.

by mordantmouth August 1, 2008

Chooch

An idiot who does something foolish. Against common sense.

Mario didn't put no stabilizer in his gas last year. The snowblower won't start and he wonders why. What a Chooch!

by Don E. Brook June 27, 2008